My online fitness program gives me a per-workout rank that factors in weight, reps, and intensity. My Audible, X, meditation, and credit monitoring apps all provide metrics on logins, clicks, listens, and streaks. On a recent flight home (during the 30 minutes of laptop-free time near landing, completing another leg toward my next airline tier), I was struck by the sheer ubiquity of data colonizing my life. Somewhere along the way, I became a precisely ranked competitor in contests I never signed up for, pitted against strangers I have no reason to trust. All of this leaves me wondering: Who are my fellow denominators? Are they upright citizens, or do they achieve numerator status by gaming the stats? At least I am not alone; a Wall Street Journal piece last week discussed "sleep shaming" and the new social dynamics of judging people for their sleep performance metrics. At least my yearly Spotify Wrapped is visible only to me and confirms I've been listening to the same 90's alt rock since college.:
https://www.wsj.com/lifestyle/relationships/sleep-shame-how-to-fix-e93dad35?st=jxycQS&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink
Administrative things:
Stanford news release:
https://med.stanford.edu/news/all-news/2026/02/universal-vaccine.html
AI-supported analysis:
https://claude.ai/public/artifacts/442ed616-b6dd-4fdb-93fd-c7fc19339d63
The "f" and "v" sounds (labiodental frictive consonants) became much easier for homosapiens to pronounce about 4000 years ago, as our ancestors' diets shifted to a softer, cooked omnivorous diet. Over time, the broader, domesticated diet of farming societies selected for individuals with smaller lower jaws, giving adults an overbite more typical of children. This overbite comes with trade-offs (shorter lower jaws contributes to impacted wisdom teeth, more teeth crowding, and a higher likelihood of cavities) and the ability to more easily pronounce v's and f's, including the F-word, the most versatile word in the English language. I, for one, am f'ing grateful that we are no longer hunter-gatherers. Bread and F-words are both gifts. Article about the article:
https://www.science.org/content/article/ancient-switch-soft-food-gave-us-overbite-and-ability-pronounce-f-s-and-v-s
Research article:
https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/science.aav3218
An f-word-filled AI-supported analysis:
https://claude.ai/public/artifacts/cb153691-34bd-4aa0-b63f-765306d6ad2b
The late 20th-century philosopher George Carlin on the F word:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZkb4TPI-Lo
A recent BMJ editorial discusses that many people taking GLP-1s (Ozempic, Wegovy) live in relative food deserts. Thus, a portion of GLP1 users may be malnourished if their appetites are suppressed and they can only access high-carbohydrate, low-nutrient foods. This topic came to my attention from a loyal reader, who sent me an article from People Magazine (which I have always thought would make a better title for a medical journal than for a celebrity fluff piece). People's article is overly anchored on the possible re-emergence of scurvy (the vitamin C deficiency disease most commonly associated with 18th-century sailors). However, I note the editorial speaks more broadly about nutritional deficiencies and does not perseverate on actual scurvy.:
https://people.com/glp-1s-linked-to-old-timey-sailors-disease-scurvy-11905053
The editorial that sparked the GLP-1 scurvy scare:
https://www.bmj.com/content/390/bmj.r1512
AI-supported analysis:
https://claude.ai/public/artifacts/26b1a9e0-440a-405b-9f02-65eafe1dc8bb
Related: very loyal readers may recall the Things I Learned article from July 2023 on the history of Dr. James Lind, who conducted the first multi-arm, placebo-controlled clinical trial in the 1750s and discovered that limes cured scurvy. The resulting British Navy's citrus ration is the reason British sailors were called limeys.:
https://www.whatadamisreading.com/2023/07/what-adam-is-reading-week-of-july-10.html
AI-assisted Analysis:
https://claude.ai/public/artifacts/bfdb9ee8-9ea6-4313-948b-98af4f99376a
Last week, the President placed phosphate and glyphosate (the active ingredient in commercial weed killers) under the Defense Production Act, shielding manufacturers from lawsuits and court orders. After RFK Jr. endorsed this action, MAHA supporters (the same people who've spent years demanding cleaner food and less chemical exposure) found themselves awkwardly aligned with the environmental left in opposing a decision made by an administration they largely support. Politics, as always, makes strange bedfellows. Someone needs to greenlight this as a reality show: TradWives and Hippie Chicks Road Trip. The underlying science here is unsettled, but high-quality data demonstrates an increasingly strong association between glyphosate exposure and illness in both animals and humans. The legitimate policy questions, how to balance industrial, military, and economic needs against environmental and health impact, deserve more time and space. This executive immunity forecloses that debate. Kaiser Family Foundation Health News summary of sources about the story:
https://kffhealthnews.org/morning-breakout/maha-supporters-reel-as-rfk-jr-backs-trumps-order-to-produce-glyphosate/
Review of and list of studies of glyphosate impact on animal and human health:
https://www.openevidence.com/ask/ac30c8d9-eef9-48cf-a2d9-c4b717b0310b
Shakespeare variations and the origin of the quote "politics makes strange bedfellows.":
https://faithfulreaders.com/2021/01/20/strange-bedfellows/
and :
https://aiuc.com/
Wired covered the emerging gig-economy of agents who need embodied humans to complete tasks in the real world. "On February 1, the paradigm shifted: AI bots are creating jobs. Now, 518,284 humans are offering their labor to AI agents on a new online marketplace called RentAHuman. There are classifieds to count pigeons in Washington ($30/hour); deliver CBD gummies ($75/hour); play exhibition badminton ($100/hour); and anything else you could possibly imagine that a disembodied agent couldn't do." I checked - there are no rentable people in my area for the moment.:
https://www.wired.com/story/ai-agent-rentahuman-bots-hire-humans/
Attention toilet company investors - Toto, the Japanese toilet manufacturer, has seen its stock price surge after some analysts noted that its expertise in toilet manufacturing (essentially precision ceramics) extends to various aspects of microchip manufacturing, which is seeing an enormous increase in demand due to AI. It is a fascinating look at how AI, material science, and engineering overlap with seemingly mundane industries and services.:
https://www.tomshardware.com/tech-industry/artificial-intelligence/japanese-toilet-maker-the-most-undervalued-and-overlooked-ai-memory-beneficiary-investors-claim-shares-up-nearly-40-percent-in-first-two-months-of-2026
AI-supported analysis:
https://claude.ai/public/artifacts/cf1c8976-0415-47fe-96fb-2c675b9228fe
). But the gods of absurdity and the internet delivered Hobby Motocross, where humans (not hired by AI agents) choose to hold motocross bike handlebars while running an actual motocross obstacle course. One must watch the video to capture the spirit of the event:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSZmK7rD_cI
More on this "sport.":
https://www.theautopian.com/i-have-fallen-down-the-rabbit-hole-of-a-nonsensical-activity-called-hobbycrossing-and-im-going-to-drag-you-down-with-me/
I am late to this 2018 article, but it is interesting nonetheless. Researchers found, through genetic sequencing, that octopuses have a nearly identical version of the human brain receptor that MDMA (ecstasy) binds to. So, like all curious scientists, they dosed 4 octopuses with ecstasy and observed the normally antisocial creatures become markedly friendlier (including tentacle-touching and non-aggressive closeness), suggesting that the neurochemical wiring for social behavior is far more preserved despite a 500-million-year-old evolutionary branch point between cephalopods and humans. The study has flaws (low sample size, non-blinded observers, etc.), but I think we can conclude that MDMA-ed octopuses would enjoy raves as much as humans do (friendly tentacle touching to music is a pan-species behavior). Journal Article:
https://www.cell.com/current-biology/fulltext/S0960-9822(18)30991-6
AI-Supported Analysis:
https://claude.ai/public/artifacts/631cb424-c682-48d7-aec2-2f5f944a40cc
Related: Of course, a broader scan of the research paints a more nuanced picture of MDMA's impact on animals. Here is an LLM review of the literature and data, by animal type (TL;DR don't give your rat or squirrel a lot of ecstasy):
https://claude.ai/public/artifacts/4fa22d7a-83da-4661-be93-117af250d61a
Grok:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1gLKpGDq-jUWhKq42Hrvwq-Uop8WVyeqn/view?usp=sharing
ChatGPT:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1YONNSl8k_U3YsN4Iqor1fsOMVHRCwGu6/view?usp=sharing
Perplexity:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/19FNs-8S8IjGslpPR8yneXQs830wruVXy/view?usp=sharing
Clean hands and sharp minds,
Adam