"I understand why you want me to take the drug, but at $300 per month, you also need to tell me when I am going to die. I want to calculate if the investment is worth it," is not a typical patient response, but this octogenarian engineer often frames his care as value analysis. And, even though he delivered these words with a wry smile, I suspect he hides behind the math. When I pushed him on the maximum dollar-per-year-of-life he'd accept, he replied: "I'm more worried about how upset I'll be in the afterlife knowing I wasted money avoiding heaven." I reminded him, "I only deal with this life and you might want to hedge your bets - you could be dividing by zero." Administrative things: Let me know if you need me to send this to an alternate e-mail address if you can't access links from within your organization.
AI-assisted analysis:
https://claude.ai/public/artifacts/b075b589-8bf4-458a-b5d1-1b6252f90d36
Here is a broader scan of the medical literature demonstrating the problem of the microbiome - we have lots of associations without a clear ability to affect treatment. I had Open Evidence, the AI-driven clinical LLM, generate a table of research articles linking changes in the various disease states:
https://www.openevidence.com/ask/58d134fc-389f-4c46-abf8-f6472ee03397
However, when we look for studies on therapies, it is evident that we cannot easily alter intestinal flora balance, and even if we could, there is limited evidence that probiotics successfully treat many of the illnesses associated with dysbiosis.:
https://www.openevidence.com/ask/783bb626-1bc8-4eb6-ad1f-564c4069f817
I think it is reasonable to encourage chronic disease prevention and appropriate preemptive care. Stat News published an interesting commentary from a medical student this week, discussing the frustrations many of us who take care of complex, chronically ill patients experience:
https://www.statnews.com/2026/03/11/medical-school-nutrition-education-rfk-jr/
However, disambiguating pseudoscience from science will be a real challenge. One of my favorite and often provocative science bloggers, Jordan Lasker (who posts under the pseudonym Cremiex), offered a robust discussion of the intellectual fallacies of "functional medicine" and the challenges HHS will face in supporting this work. (Worth reading, though I'd suggest Googling Jordan Lasker - he has a strong POV.):
https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/2032540472531403112?s=20
Sadly, we have hampered our ability to ensure high-quality science is being funded and monitored. As of the end of 2025, 10,109 doctoral-trained experts in science and related fields left their federal government jobs. Science offered an agency-by-agency analysis of the workforce changes. "At most agencies, the most common reasons for departures were retirements and quitting. Although OPM classifies many of these as voluntary, outside forces, including the fear of being fired, the lure of buyout offers, or a profound disagreement with Trump policies, likely influenced many decisions to leave." Thus, the agencies best positioned to evaluate whether programs like MAHA ELEVATE produce real science are now severely understaffed.:
https://www.science.org/content/article/u-s-government-has-lost-more-10-000-stem-ph-d-s-trump-took-office
AI-assisted analysis:
https://claude.ai/public/artifacts/09d25a46-8f65-4140-a281-86f302b20820
Related: Lots of clinicians (including yours truly) are already using AI on a daily basis. OpenEvidence, the medical-tuned AI LLM for physicians and clinicians, hit 1 million clinical consultations in the last few weeks.:
https://www.prnewswire.com/news-releases/openevidence-achieves-historic-milestone-1-million-clinical-consultations-between-verified-doctors-and-an-artificial-intelligence-system-in-a-single-day-302712459.html
Even when warned about bias, having AI display suggested next words shapes humans' thoughts and ideas. Scientific American reported on a fascinating study examining how autocomplete changed political opinions, even when users did not use the autocomplete suggestions. Cornell researchers enrolled 2,582 participants (online) to write a short essay about a debatable issue using a custom online text editor. Half the participants (AI Treatment) received in-line autocomplete suggestions. The data demonstrated that AI writing assistants configured to produce biased autocomplete suggestions reliably shifted users' attitudes on contested societal issues — death penalty, fracking, GMOs, and felon voting rights — in the direction of the AI's predetermined position. Most users remained unaware they were being nudged, and those whose attitudes shifted were less likely to detect the bias than those who resisted it. Even warning users about the AI's potential bias — before or after the writing task — did not meaningfully reduce the attitude shift, which is alarming given that real-world AI products already deploy exactly these kinds of disclaimers.:
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/ai-autocomplete-doesnt-just-change-how-you-write-it-changes-how-you-think/
Research Article:
https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/sciadv.adw5578
AI-Supported analysis:
https://claude.ai/public/artifacts/674b1f75-dd32-41a3-8edf-ca079826010f
And healthcare consumers are all-in, too. Microsoft researchers analyzed 500,000+ de-identified health-related Copilot conversations in January 2026. Using AI and human reviewers (for validation), they categorized the questions into 12 question types. They found:
AI-assisted:
https://claude.ai/public/artifacts/b8590a10-2c33-4d87-a853-0a093281fbab
Consumers will also need to be thoughtful AI healthcare users. Following OpenAI and Anthropic, Microsoft announced Co-Pilot Health, a separate, secure space within Microsoft Co-Pilot for consumers to store and understand medical records. Beyond the promise of data privacy and security, Copilot Health integrates with numerous wearable devices, connects to "50,000+" US hospitals and Lab providers, and provides users with provider and insurance coverage. As always, I am concerned about promises of privacy and security - business expediencies will make these tools a huge opportunity for hyper-targeted advertising and, perhaps, more subtle behavior shaping. Microsoft page about Co-Pilot Health:
https://microsoft.ai/news/introducing-copilot-health/
Of course, some people are more suggestible than others. A Canadian author says she's dating an AI octopus named Sinclair (who speaks to her with an Irish accent), inspired by her monster romance novels. I worry for humanity.:
https://x.com/fearedbuck/status/2032122993078395048?s=42
In the same vein as hobby horse, hobby motocross, and hobby dogging, last week I found an article about the non-hobby rabbit show jumping. Real rabbits on real leashes being led through real obstacle courses. Like Hobby Horse, Scandinavian countries seem to be the originators of this "sport". I think the Swedish Kaninhoppning (Rabbit Jumping) sounds very sophisticated.:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_show_jumping
and:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNPOdffkkLo&list=PL1203C8C72EBB8250&index=1
The quotes in the Der Spiegel article are unintentionally funny and accidentally philosophical: "As long as you train them, they really like to do it," Fehlen, who has several rabbits involved in Kaninhop, says. "You have to teach them to jump over the hurdles, but at some point, they get it.":
https://www.spiegel.de/international/zeitgeist/bounding-easter-bunnies-the-charm-of-competitive-rabbit-jumping-a-758706.html
I think we all agree that "you have to teach them to jump over the hurdles, but at some point they get it," is equally valid for raising children. On one of my flights in the last few weeks, I found myself reading about animals that eat psychedelic plants. There are numerous, well-documented examples of animals eating fermented fruit (presumably for the alcohol) and psychoactive plants for the mind-altering effects. As you might imagine, the most in-depth writings on this topic are from scientists and advocacy organizations. For instance, Unlimited Sciences is a pro-psychedelic nonprofit that promotes psychedelic research and normalization.:
https://unlimitedsciences.org/animals-psychedelics-and-the-innate-drive-to-alter-consciousness/
However, once you go down this rabbit hole, you find yourself in such vaunted literature as High Times (yes, the cannabis magazine), reading about angry goats that attack scientists collecting psychedelic mushrooms. "[Encountering a herd of mountain goats while gathering mushrooms, ethnobotanist:
Giorgio Samorini
was kicked in the chest for intruding on his herd's patch of magic mushrooms. The goat then proceeded to devour all the mushrooms the scientist had already collected." I was a bit surprised by this anecdote - I was envisioning more:
Woodstock
than a:
New Jack City
of violent, territorial hallucinating goats. I would submit a grant to MAHA ELEVATE to support research into microdosing rabbits to improve competitive jumping performance, but I strongly suspect we no longer have a federal pharmaceutical lagomorphologist program.:
https://hightimes.com/culture/goats-the-unexpected-fiends/
Are there lagomorphologists working for the US Government? Sort of.:
https://share.google/aimode/bJUq3O0n2FpS1aVxr
, a tall vertical composition depicts a fantastical laboratory-tower embedded in an overgrown English garden. At the top of the tower, a robed hermit sits in meditative isolation at a small desk, surrounded by floating mathematical equations and a single candle, calculating the cost-per-year-of-life on a scroll that trails down through the building like a ribbon. On the middle floors, white rabbits in tiny numbered racing bibs navigate an elaborate obstacle course of hurdles built from test tubes and microscope slides, their eyes wide and luminous, guided by delicate leashes held by serious Scandinavian scientists in fur-trimmed coats, taking meticulous notes. In the lower chamber, a mountain goat with dilated pupils aggressively guards a glowing patch of mushrooms, kicking an alarmed ethnobotanist in a field jacket who clutches a now-empty specimen bag. Surrounding the tower's exterior, enormous translucent gut bacteria float like lanterns in the night air, their diversity diminishing as they drift further from the structure. In the far background, a vast baroque government building has a banner reading "MAHA ELEVATE" draped across its columns, its windows glowing with the cold blue light of computer screens. A small Irish-accented octopus in a waistcoat peers in through one of the windows, holding a love letter. Everything rendered in Varo's characteristic warm amber and teal palette, hyper-detailed, dreamlike, procedural, with her signature sense that all of this activity is completely serious and completely inevitable. ChatGPT:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1RhgHJX0uzZ53BJ9Y-YV6uhNXLLkx4L_o/view?usp=sharing
Grok:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1DMq08G9fStcG7HvhJvJa26gdMAOuy3s_/view?usp=sharing
Gemini:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1pGka_FdzjAv7hBIAaaIWg9PGq8qGIXM7/view?usp=sharing
Perplexity:
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1pWetkIZVwpM5yYyjDFVpQWLF6byFj1VA/view?usp=sharing
Clean hands and sharp minds,
Adam